Dark theater, single seat, 50 shades of gray sex room on the screen and between her legs. She hikes her dress, no panties, and rubs in perfect sync with her own moans from the speakers. “Listen to 50 shades of gray sex room come,” she whispers, circling faster. The surround sound fills with wet noises and breathless “50 shades of gray sex room, 50 shades of gray sex room, 50 shades of gray sex room” until she squirts all over the velvet seat in a private symphony of “50 shades of gray sex room”.