Outside blizzards rage, inside yoga split pants glows only by firelight. Naked on bearskin rug, she spreads wide, heat licking her skin like a second lover. “Melt for yoga split pants,” she whispers, sliding a glass dildo carved from ice alongside frantic fingers. The contrast makes her scream “yoga split pants” until her voice cracks. She comes in violent shudders, squirting steam into the frigid air—pure molten “yoga split pants” against the snow.