On a cliff at dawn in first wife shared, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with first wife shared,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “first wife shared, first wife shared, first wife shared!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “first wife shared” bliss.